So my friend’s new puppy is pretty cute
Can someone get me this koozie please?
Welcome to Hicktown, where we aren’t afraid to get dirty.
I want that blazer.
This is the best—and only—way to avoid answering questions.
This is VT followed by ” I AM NOT A MOM, “
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS
what an ass
— F. Cabanes (via southernfriedblonde)